and Ellie wrote58 minutes, 9 seconds ago
and Sparkle wrote1 week, 6 days ago
Fred came home drunk, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where
St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Fred.'
'I'm dead? No, I can't be! Send me back!'
St. Peter said, there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Fred begged
St. Peter tosend him to a farm near his home.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,', 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Fred. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no
big deal.' He did, and a few seconds later, out
popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion
as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid
another egg --
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a
smack on the back of his head, and heard.....
"Fred, wake up! You sh*t the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!
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