Rules:
1. The person above you makes a wish and you grant it, but describe unintended and unwanted consequences
2. You make a wish and the person below you corrupts it

Example:

1st person: I wish I had a lifetime supply of cheese...

2nd person: granted, but now you are also lactose intolerant.
                   
                      I wish for £1000000 in my bank account...

3rd person: Granted, but after taxes and fees you are only left with £10.
                     
                      I wish I could stop mice from visiting my garden forever...

Granted, but now they're holding demos outside your garden and all other FL critters are refusing to visit. #justiceformice

I wish I had a real garden to tend to...

Granted, but it's huge and covered in weeds that you have to pull out by hand, without help

I wish I lived near the ocean

Granted, but you are now a very hungry seagull.

I wish I could ride a bike.

Granted, but bicycles have now been banned

I wish chocolate wasn’t fattening ...

Granted, but now chocolates taste like broccoli 🥦

I wish I had my own home...

Granted, but you now live in a pineapple under the sea.

I wish I was as slim as I was when I was 18!

Granted, but now you live on lettuce..!
I wish I lived in a treehouse in the forest!

Granted, but the treehouse is covered in bugs

I wish I were on holiday...

Granted, but you’ve got to quarantine when you get home!

I wish this pandemic would go away ...