and Flint Blancmange wrote4 hours, 56 minutes ago
The Tomato Tyrants have unleashed I am not Zsa-Zsa. They are despicably evil, and being tyrants, they're full of worms and have soft rotten spots on their red skin. I try to capture the green ones and fry them and eat them. I love fried greeen tomatoes, but hate to cook them. I hate to cook. I like my food prepared and appearing in front of me with no effort. I've been awake almost 2 days. I should go to bed now, but I must find cake first. I'm building a stash of diamonds, pink and blue.