Fart Blossom & Silent But Deadly

Status
Fart Blossom & Silent But Deadly is IS FERMENTING FECES ON HIS FLORAL FLATULENT FAIRWAY FOREVER. THE FUNK RISES!
[Last updated 735 days ago]
TypePooping Elf
Born OnFebruary 19th (age: 15 years, 1 month)
Human's NameWimpy
GardenBORN and INBRED IN TOAD SUCK, ARKANSAS! YEEEHAAW!
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Sherry and ƝIKIƮƛ ღ☆1 year, 1 month ago

Glad to hear it was your first :-)

Wimpy and Fart Blossom & Silent But Deadly1 year, 3 months ago

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Sherry and ƝIKIƮƛ ღ☆1 year, 3 months ago

Thanks for spotting my cheeky quack :-)

Lynn and Lynn & Desi1 year, 3 months ago

ty for spotting the bfm Wimpy♥

Diane and ~♥ Beatrice1 year, 6 months ago

Delighted!
Yes, I have those very sentiments!
I'm Diane Nielsen, happy to meet you!

Debbie and Pinky Twink1 year, 6 months ago

You're funny!

Diane and ~♥ Beatrice1 year, 7 months ago

I suspect there were olfactory components in the air, but you know how those that 'dealt it seldom smelt it' and anesthesia is such an eraser of sensory awareness,  In the end... I'm glad it is over with and done for another 3 to 5 years (depending on the outcome of the little snippet they took, that was hanging out where it was unneeded).  Normal mostly.  How are you doing?

Diane and ~♥ Beatrice1 year, 7 months ago

So!  I must report progress. Ahhh...
Thank you for your commentary, it helps promote the flow of things, I believe - to be relaxed with laughter!  Progress, not perfection!

Annalisa and Athena1 year, 7 months ago

You are hilarious!!!! I love reading your comments. Made me bust out laughing. Keep 'em coming, thank you!!! :-)

Diane and ~♥ Beatrice1 year, 7 months ago

Sooooooo, this is a TMI sort of post - I am in the 'preparation' day before tomorrow afternoon's colonoscopy and I am not making the kind of progress that I anticipated.  No odorific events, much less actual 'events'.  I am so disappointed.

I really don't like avalanches and that is what I don't want.  I prefer streams or isolated showers.  No drought and then deluge.  High and dry now.  Looking forward to events preferably before bedtime.  Ok, time to close...


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Quests Completed
Fart Blossom & Silent But Deadly is Quest Level I, and has completed these Quests:
Level I Quests
(1 of 19 Quests Completed)
Mouse Hunter (Level I)
Not yet completed
Nice Weather For Ducks (Level I)
Not yet completed
The Tortoise And The Hare (Level I)
Not yet completed
Bunny Business (Level I)
Not yet completed
Watch The Birdie (Level I)
Not yet completed
Here Be Dragons (Level I)
Not yet completed
Reach For The Stars (Level I)
Not yet completed
Wrigglies (Level I)
Best spotting time:
3 weeks, 2 days
Somewhere Over The Rainbow (Level I)
Not yet completed
One For Sorrow, Two For Joy (Level I)
Not yet completed
The Ugly Bug Ball (Level I)
Not yet completed
Random Assortment (Level I)
Not yet completed
Seasonal Quests
Think Pink (Level I)
Not yet completed
Spooky Sprinkling (Level I)
Not yet completed
Winter Wonderland (Level I)
Not yet completed
Be My Valentine (Level I)
Not yet completed
Do You Have The Eggs Factor? (Level I)
Not yet completed
Luck Of The Irish (Level I)
Not yet completed
Fun In The Sun (Level I)
Not yet completed


Total Earnings: 8 Scrolls











































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