and El Puerto Marina wrote11 hours, 31 minutes ago
Thanks for the tip, I just planted the Nestflower 😊
and Anselmi wrote14 hours, 15 minutes ago
The Egyptian royal barge returns to harbour after a long day ferrying the pharaoh up and down the Nile. The captain says to the tired oarsmen 'Right, lads, I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?'
The oarsmen consult among themselves and decide they fancy some good news first.
'The good news,' says the captain, 'Is that from now on your rations are doubled. The oarsmen cheer and start talking excitedly amongst themselves.
'The bad news,' says the captain, 'Is that Pharoah wants to try water-skiing.'
and Anselmi wrote2 days, 3 hours ago
A poor peasant is traveling the woody paths of Barnsdale, when a hooded man walks up to him.
Robin Hood: "HALT!"
"I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!"
Peasant: "I have nothing, I've been hungry for years you see"
Robin Hood: "Very well then poor man, take this!"
Robin Hood gives the poor man a sack, filled to the brim with gold coins. He then fades away into the forest.
The peasant stares in disbelief, exclaiming: "I can't believe it, I'm Rich!"
and Silky From The Faraway Tree Legendary V wrote4 days, 3 hours ago
"Until we speak to Moon & Silky again, I'm not sure what we can do." Said the Angry Pixie as he paced back & forth. "We could send a message to the King & Queen? See what they say." Suggested Patience. Her and the other 2 were sat, watching AP pace angrily, puffing on an empty pipe like a steam train, hands behind his back. "Yes! Do that first!" He barked out without breaking stride, spinning round as he got to the other side of the room and striding back the other way. "Please stop doing that AP!!" Said Saucepan, "I'm getting dizzy watching you & I swear there's now a groove in the floor!!" The other 2 nodded hopefully & looked to see if AP had registered the request. He stopped suddenly & threw himself down into an empty chair. "Start from the point at which you saw the Hare please." So they recounted the strange party in the Tavern, the Hare as seen by Patience and then Angry Pixie told them what he had told Moonface the night before.....
Ty for your kind visit and your story! Loved it. xxx
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