Messages My Fair Lady the Musical - A Hymn to Him Lyrics
HIGGINS:
What in all of heaven could've promted her to go,
After such a triumph as the ball?
What could've depressed her;
What could've possessed her?
I cannot understand the wretch at all.
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags! 
My Fair Lady the Musical - A Hymn to Him Lyrics
HIGGINS:
What in all of heaven could've promted her to go,
After such a triumph as the ball?
What could've depressed her;
What could've possessed her?
I cannot understand the wretch at all.
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
[To Pickering]
Pickering, why can't a woman be more like a man?
PICKERING:
Hmm?
HIGGINS:
Yes...
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can't a woman be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?
PICKERING:
Of course not!
HIGGINS:
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
PICKERING:
Nonsense.
HIGGINS:
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
PICKERING:
Never.
HIGGINS:
Well, why can't a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
PICKERING:
Of course not!
HIGGINS:
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
PICKERING:
Nonsense.
HIGGINS:
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
PICKERING:
Never.
HIGGINS:
Well, why can't a woman be like us?
[To MRS. PEARCE]
Mrs. Pearce, you're a woman...
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can't a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who'd been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?
Why can't a woman be like me? My Fair Lady the Musical - Get Me to the Church on Time Lyrics
ALL:
Starlight is reelin' home to bed now.
Mornin' is smearin' up the sky.
London is wakin'.
Daylight is breakin'.
Good luck, old chum,
Good health, goodbye.
DOOLITTLE:
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime
Hail and salute me
Then haul off and boot me
And get me to the church
Get me to the church
For Gawd's sake, get me to the church on time! Happy Birthday Sara!! I celebrate my garden birthday tomorrow...Congratulations to both of us!! Happpy Birthday```the food was great and loved the wine`````xxx and Nixie wrote1 week, 1 day agoHappy Fairy Birthday :) We are the oldies I guess lol Popped by with your FFG game sprinkles x♥x Happy 10TH Birthday Dame Liza xxx
LJ is turning ten in 5 days!! Can't believe how many Fairies started together!! Enjoy your Birthday Sara and Dame Liza xxx Today is my gardens 10th Birthday !! Dame Liza and I are having an all day party and you are all invited.
All food supplied.
Hedgerow Stew
Lavender Scones
Bramble Jelly/Jam
Rosehip Tea
And more Elderflower wine than a flock of fairylanders could ever drink....hic
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