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The Anniversary Gift
My wife hinted about our anniversary gift:
“I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in three seconds.”
So I bought her a bathroom scale.
👉 And that’s when the fight started…

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What’s on TV?
My wife asked, “What’s on TV?”
I said, “Dust.”
👉 And that’s when the fight started…
6. The Fishing Trip
One stormy morning I got up early, hooked the boat to the van, and saw the rain pouring down. I checked the forecast: 50 mph winds, all-day storms.
So I went back inside, undressed, slipped into bed, and cuddled up to my wife. I whispered, “The weather’s awful out there.”
She replied, “Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband’s out fishing in this?”
👉 And that’s when the fight started…

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