and Humbly Handsome & Hot wrote2 days, 18 hours ago
Sorry I missed you!
The only place safe from the rabid camels chasing me was the Queen's castle, Balmoral. They'd overrun the grounds at Buckingham Palace and had slobbered all over the corgis, chasing them every time they went out to potty! I had a choice - to be slobbered on & bitten & possibly devoured by the rabid camels, or to be a victim of the Queen chasing after me and pincing my fine bum! Begrudgingly, I slithered off to Balmoral and tried to engage Queenie in repeated games of hide & seek trying to keep her focus off of my bum. She'd had a turbo-powered motor installed on her scooter chair, and kept me running amok for days on end! The old bat even had the servants block all the staircases, and I was trapped on the ground floor. I've been successfully hiding behind the rotting curtains for 12 hours. I'm hungry and need to potty. There's no one to save me from the Queen's fingers!
The only place safe from the rabid camels chasing me was the Queen's castle, Balmoral. They'd overrun the grounds at Buckingham Palace and had slobbered all over the corgis, chasing them every time they went out to potty! I had a choice - to be slobbered on & bitten & possibly devoured by the rabid camels, or to be a victim of the Queen chasing after me and pincing my fine bum! Begrudgingly, I slithered off to Balmoral and tried to engage Queenie in repeated games of hide & seek trying to keep her focus off of my bum. She'd had a turbo-powered motor installed on her scooter chair, and kept me running amok for days on end! The old bat even had the servants block all the staircases, and I was trapped on the ground floor. I've been successfully hiding behind the rotting curtains for 12 hours. I'm hungry and need to potty. There's no one to save me from the Queen's fingers!
