and Glorianna wrote2 hours, 16 minutes ago
After her manhandling by HRH Snow White, Glo recovered her composure quickly and graciously suggested she give HRH a tour of the garden. All went well until Glo introduced her to the gnomes. Snow White instantly took a shine to them and invited herself to join them for a tipple or two. Poor Glo was quite flummoxed by this Royal enigma and looked close to tears, so I motioned for her to walk with me awhile as HRH was oblivious to her presence. ‘HRH is a strange one’ I said, ‘a walking oxymoron in fact’. As Glo calmed down, we walked back towards the gnomes and their guest, and were just in time to catch HRH’s crass voice say ‘Go on, pull my finger’. Close to tears again, Glo looked at me hopelessly and said ‘putrid, poxy moron’. This time, I wholeheartedly agreed with her squiffy assessment.